running on cigarettes and energy drinks.
My Etsy shoppe:
I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?
I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Polaroids of Winona Ryder from the set of Girl, Interrupted (1999)
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
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